Open letter to Cancer:
Please remove your fucking blight from my family.
We are sick if the sight of you.
You killed my father-in-law in 2007.
You scared the living shit out of me and my cervix in 2007 with your damn “lesions”.
You took a great fucking chunk out of my father’s bowel in 2008.
You *stole* my mother-in-law earlier this year,
…and now you give my father a brain tumour ???????
Keep your filthy hands off him – you’ve already had your share of my family.
Now BUGGER OFF!